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Hassan
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Tak to je opravdu slusny! :lol: Odkud to asi ma? :)
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A dialog between me and a guy:

Guy: Do ya know the guy Steve Balmer, employee of Microsoft, who Word was made by?

Me: No...but he should really start to produce vacuum cleaners.

Guy: Hell yeah, he wouldn't probably screw anything up then.

Me: ..perhaps, but that wasn't the point. They would be the best vacuum
cleaners in the world.

Guy: Eh? Why?

Me: It would be enough, if they sucked as Word..

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Hezký :D Co to má ten pán na obláčku za cigaretu? :D

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A: Uz to nehul, leze ti to na mozek.

B: Co? Houby, ani nepamatuju, kdy jsem naposled nedal zkousku.

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A: Vcera.

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Nooo, ale ted prichazi mega vtip!!

Vi tu nekdo, proc parez neni stromem?

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Protoze stoji jak ,,zarezanej,,
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spatne, strom muze byt taky zarezany. jine navrhy?

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pretoze ma kruznice?

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protože nemá korunu a listy(a tudíž v něm neprobíhá spousta biochemických procesů jako např. fotosyntéza takže nedýchá a neni živej jako strom) ?
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Sylmael wrote:
pretoze ma kruznice?


Muha, sylm dostane cenu utechy. Ale jeste nevim co to bude a nejspis na to brzy zapomenu :lol: .
Coze jsi to studoval? 8)

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2Jaara: Tak jsme se zasmáli ftipům z FAV, a teď můžeš opravit to mazání postav z webu :twisted: :lol:

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jaara wrote:
Muha, sylm dostane cenu utechy. Ale jeste nevim co to bude a nejspis na to brzy zapomenu :lol: .
Coze jsi to studoval? 8)


Najprv co je to za cenu, potom poviem co som studoval. :twisted:

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igor wrote:
.. a teď můžeš opravit to mazání postav z webu :twisted: :lol:


Komu to treba a naco ? 8)

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Okey Jaaro, kde je ta cena? *vyzera nasrane*

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Hohoho tak mi Jaara poslal cenu utechy a sa s vami podelim.

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Diky Jaaro! Takeho psa som vzdy chcel! *brusi noze*

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