A dialog between me and a guy:
Guy: Do ya know the guy Steve Balmer, employee of Microsoft, who Word was made by?
Me: No...but he should really start to produce vacuum cleaners.
Guy: Hell yeah, he wouldn't probably screw anything up then.
Me: ..perhaps, but that wasn't the point. They would be the best vacuum
cleaners in the world.
Guy: Eh? Why?
Me: It would be enough, if they sucked as Word..
*unstoppable rofl*